Friday, November 30, 2007

Three Attempts at Aphorism

1. Philosophy -- the cure is worse than the disease.

2. Where there is perfume, there is syphilis.

3. Everybody loves sarcasm.

3 comments:

  1. I like the third. It would be fun to deploy in conversation as a credulity check..

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  2. I agree wholeheartedly.
    In writing, though, sans intonation, it takes a nice beat to get... at least, if you're me.

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  3. I was all like, "Damn it--they are on aphorisms again" until I read 2.

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