Hal: "Ted, give me a jelly bean."
Ted: "Never"
Hal: "Ted, where's your Christmas spirit?"
Ted: "In this bag of jelly beans."
Thursday, December 27, 2007
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"There is always more to discover in the land of self-regard." -La Rochefoucauld
One was an out-of-work golfer, the other a homeless astronaut. Between them they had nothing but a nickel and an affinity for downcast glances. How they fought crime we'll never know.
Hals' Pals
Praise for Hal vs. Hal
"It looks fine."
-Marina
"I smiled when I saw it."
-Stefan McDaniel
"This is the gayest shit ever."
-Maureen O'Connor
"Hilarious."
-John Raimo
"Couldn't you change your usernames to not be the exact same?"
-Rob Parker
"Wait, both usernames are the same?"
-Ted Parker
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